Wednesday, June 20, 2007

alli: Miracle diet pill with teeny-tiny side effect

I think they had me at "You will spray oil when you fart." Apparently, this new diet pill will block your body from absorbing oil, so it just comes out, anytime you are near a toilet. Lovely.

Website Bullshit (WSBS): You may get:

* gas with oily spotting,

* loose stools

* more frequent stools that may be hard to control

No BS: The following things will happen to you:

* You will spray oil when you fart

* You will have diarrhoea

* You will be shitting constantly and you will lose control of your bowels to the point where you shit your pants

A lower-potency version of the prescription drug Xenical, it blocks your body from absorbing about 25 percent of the fat that you eat. (In a diet of 3,000 calories and 100 grams of fat, this would knock out about 225 calories.)

Tags: alli | loose weight | new diet pill | weight loss | Xenical

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