Although this is not corroborated, Matt Drudge is reporting that a man in London walked into a pizzeria called Zizzi's, proceeded to the kitchen where he grabbed a knife and consequently [wait for it] chopped his own penis off. Eyewitnesses say the man was waving the knife around when he jumped on a table and just cut IT off.
A Scotland Yard spokesperson has confirmed that a man between 30-40 was injured in an incident and his wounds were self-inflicted. The man was taken to a south London hospital where his condition is described as stable.The story is developing so I will update it as I know more.
Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.