Thursday, February 8, 2007

Eat your heart out, Trump style

Donald Trump has launched a superior Valentine candy that he says will sell like hot cakes. The conversation hearts are a traditional Valentine's gift, but Trump thinks the lovely and sweet messages are just too sappy for today's consumer. So, he has revamped the messages on the candy to reflect what Trump's image is all about. Some of these are: " You make me sick," and "I'm going to sue," although I do think he's missing a few other ones like "Get a New Haircut," and " It doesn't matter that you're an alcoholic slut, cause if Miss USA gets a second chance, so do you."

Happy Valentine's!

Trump Valentine Conversation Hearts will outsell all other candies in the Valentine consumables category and if you don't agree, you're a big fat ugly loser idiot with a fat disgusting head and I will take great pleasure in witnessing your public humiliation and failure."

The Donald dream on

Tags: Valentine's-Hate-Candy | People | Donald Trump

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